da Socsperts!

daOak was petty annoyed last night, he was going off something shocking in my ear, and I was just out for a quite night; just 6 or 7 pints of the good stuff. However there was a footie game on the box between Liverpool and Chelsea, and the Pool lost by a goal. Of course when there's a footie game on the box the place fill's up with friggin experts. Now experts like myself who know stuff are one thing, but soccer experts are another. And daOak hates soccer, and hates Socsperts even more. Believe it or not I have seen him try to materialise and piss in their pints on many occasions. So if you ever visit the Oak Bar don't mention soccer or you might end up with a very tasty pint!

Talking about experts; Queen Victoria and the Professor were in for the game last night, she supports Chelsea and the Professor; Liverpool. Now this is were we see the difference between people who know stuff and these Socsperts. The Professor being an intellectual and Queen Vic who knows all would make the odd statement, always profound and said with thought and wisdom.

Professor: 'Lampart is not as quick as he used to be, nowadays he's two second’s short in getting to the ball' and Queen Vic would nod in total agreement. You see that's profound not like those others 'Hey Ref! Ya C**t! You’re as crooked as a trannie walking up Parliament Street’

During all of this daOak was getting more angry by the moment and was swinging punches. Lucky for the Socsperts none of daOak's punches materialised.

The Wise One