Excuse Me! Can I help you?
If this has nothing to do with you, then piss off! Mind your own business and fuck off!
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We were minding our own business; me and da Oak. We were having a chat when these two lovely women came in and sat beside us. Obviously they have good taste, da Oak said. And sure enough the two females started chatting us up. Jayzus! Don't you just get fed up been hit upon!
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Anyway! As it turned out, they really had good taste and had more than a brain between them. Not like the usual female twit's that usually flap around this Emporium. Stuck so far up their own arses that a gynaecologist couldn't extract them with a giant size forceps.
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