It's dirty olde feckin place!

I went into the The Oak for a pint last night and met Wise; he didn't look well, he was very pale, I thought. When I asked him if he was feeling alright he said that

'Don't forget your shovel if your going to go to work'

The words of a song came to mind as I started to write this little ditty for Wise, the old bastard is too lazy to write it himself. Anyway, it's not a shovel you now need going to The Oak for a pint, but a nose peg to ward off the smell coming from the filthy toilets. A miners lamp to be able to see and the nerve of al qaeda pilot to put up with the bad manners of some of the staff!