Nerd TV

'Na.....N.....ee.......p!' Fillius Fogg screamed rushing into the bathroom. 'Hi! there sexy guy' he said looking deep into his own reflection in the mirror. He paused, posed, turned to the left, turned to the right, smiled 'Wow! You are one sexy guy!'
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The image paused for a moment before replying 'Hi there sexy guy too!
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They smiled at each other 'I believe you are going to be on TV?' the image in the mirror asked
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'Shucks! I know dat!' Fogg replied blushing 'Na...eep........ finally I am going to be seen by the world.
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'Mmm..!' the image grunted and turned to walk away.
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'Come back!' Fogg jumped at the mirror 'Let me tell you, ya sexy image of myself. I am finally going to get me a woman.
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'Yea! Yea! Yea!' the image grinned 'I suppose you think dat once you get on dat TV the fan mail will come rushing in?'
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'Yes! Yes! Yes!' Fogg screamed back 'At last, I am going to find a nice warm place to put my little joy stick'
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The image doubled over laughing, then stopped suddenly and looked up with a tear in his eye 'Does this mean it's over between us? after all the time we have spent together, you are just going to dump me?'

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'Yes! Yes!.......Na! Of course not! How could I dump you? We have been buddies for a long time, sure who would I share all my Playnerd magazines with if I didn't have you? 'Hey! Did I show you the latest one?' Fogg asked pulling a magazine from his back pocket.

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Marsha Mellow