da wedding day

The sun glistened in between the gaps of the closed curtains and flickered across his closed eye lids. He stretched his arms above his head and yawned. His head throbbed, it is too easy now to change that tap water into a decent Merlot.

Pulling back the covers he climbed out of bed; only in his jocks he stumbled across the room and with one sweep he pulled back the curtains. 'Oh shit! I shouldn't have done that' crossed his mind as a wall of sound 'Pappa! Pappa!' vibrated through his head.

'Oh for fuck's sake, I forgot I am Pope now' he screamed as he dived behind the open curtain