Nerds

Last night I could see daOak hanging around the Nerd Heard. For once and just as well they were by the window, and as usual in a circular pack, heads all in together having a pow-wow. Jayzus you'd be expecting white smoke to appear at any minute. I think it must be some latent enzyme in their Deoxyribonucleic acid make up.

Anyway as I was saying daOak was hanging around close by having a real sticky-beak, listening to everything they were saying. Eventually he came over and tapped me on the shoulder 'Hey Wise!' he always calls me by my correct title 'What the fuck is that crowd of Nerds going on about?'

Now to tell you the truth daOak hasn’t a clue what a Nerd is, and of course they speak a different language. Try and have a conversation with one, most speak in binary and would go something like this:

Wise: Howya! Ya bleedin Nerd head!

Nerd: 1001110100011101001010

Wise: What the F*** did you say?

Nerd: 1001110100011101001010

Wise: I haven't a clue what you are saying, is your spark plug missing?

Nerd: (monetary blank look) Splut! Grunt! Splat! (I think this is when the internal hard drive is trying to kick over to English)

Nerd: Splut! Grunt! Splat! -G -- Ga -- Good.

Wise: So what have ya been up to, ya bleedin tosser?

Nerd: Splodge! -N -- Na -- Defraging....

Wise: Will ya ever piss off and stop annoying me! Go on! Off with ya and find your herd!

Oh where was I? Yes the daOak........



I'll have to finish this story later

The Wise One