Six Gun arrived in the other night, I hadn't seem him in ages. He had a mischievous gimp about him, I knew he was up to no good. It was not long before I began to see what he was up to, as he proceeded to try and set me up with a couple of fillies.
However, see me! I'm not interested!
But that didn't stop Six Gun, he was on a mission, aided by his cohort, a short dinky funny thing called Wilma the Wanton, they introduced me to their Asian female friend Brigit. Who obviously was in need of a bit of intellectual stimulation, and by the looks of it became a little distressed at my refusal and promptly left disappointed.
See me! I'm not interested!
It was one of those nights I wished the 'Tottie Magnet' was around. Now there's cool!
Anyway he wasn't and Wilma and Six were now more determined and not the least deterred. Shortly after the departure of Asian Brigit, Wilma arranged the arrival of chunky lass from Clare. That's all I needed! A female version of an inquisitor from the middle ages! Having been fed all sorts of lies from Six Gun and Wilma, the Chunky Lass thought she had found a new banker for her wardrobe.
See here! It wasn't going to be me, I'm not interested!
Disappointed, ass whipped and defeated the terrible trio finally left.
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