Happy Birthday Fillius

'Na.....N.....ee.......p!' Fillius Fogg screamed rushing into the bathroom. 'Hi! there sexy guy' he said looking deep into his own reflection in the mirror. He paused, posed, turned to the left, turned to the right, smiled 'Wow! You are one sexy guy!'

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The image paused for a moment before sighing 'Hi there sexy guy too!

'Neep! Whats up? You sexy image of myself, you look sad!' Fillius asked alarmed

The image leaned forward and whispered 'Do you know what day, today is?'

'Shucks silly, course I do. It's Sunday'

The image started to sniff, his bottom lip quivering 'But it's dat Sunday! The one we don't want!'

'ARrrrrrrrrrr.......ghhhhhhh! NEeee.......p!!!! Nooooooooo' Fillius screamed suddenly realising the significance.

The image looked solemn, tears streaming down his face 'We are in our fortieth year...................the BIG FOUR OOOHHHH!!!'

'I'm so sad' Fillius sobbed 'So old! So woman-less!'

The image nodded in agreement 'We are so sad, so old and so......... hang on! Lets do the song! That will brighten us up! Get your guitar and hat and we'll do the song!

Fillius brightened immediately 'Neep! Yes! Lets do the song!!!!!'