Gurdy-Gurdy da Oak Swedish Chef!

'Budda' Lord of the Oak has decided to make a cookery program for TV. He has asked 'Gurdy-Gurdy da Oak Swedish Chef' to star in his latest production.


Imagine the scene!

Control Room: Camera one are you ready?'

Camera One: Ready control room

Control Room: Chef are you ready? All of your products ready?

Chef: Gurdy-Gurdy! Ready! Ready!

Control Room: 3-2-1 Go live camera one! Live Chef!

Chef: Gurdy-Gurdy! I am the Swedish Chef, Gurdy-Gurdy! Tonight I will show you how to cook a nice chicken.

Control Room to camera One: (off air) For fuck's sake is that a live chicken?

Camera One: Looks like it, it's moving anyway!'

Chef: Gurdy-gurdy! Tonight I will show you how to cook a nice chicken.

Chicken: Gulp! Cluck! I don't think so!!

Chef: We take a chicken. A nice chicken.

Chicken: Cluck! Yikes!

Chef: Gurdy-gurdy! Here nice chicken! Put your head on the table....Gurdy-Gurdy!

Chicken: Not bloody likely. I'm outa here!

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