De-programming Stage Two!

It was early in the evening and the Nerds had decided to meet in a private room in the Stag's Head Bar. Their mission was too secretive to discuss in the Oak. That nosey old bastard of a ghost 'daOak' would be sniffing around looking for info, and he would then pass it all on to 'Wise' for the blog. What a pain in the arse the blog had been recently, they couldn't scratch each others hard drives without it being mentioned on the blog!

There was a full contingent with the exception of the Nerd Master, Fillius Fogg, one of the troika masters who was due to arrive any minute. It was only then the meeting would commence.

There was a low buzz of anticipation amongst the group, when the door of the room opened and the Nerd Master stepped in! Suddenly the room burst into an uproar (to a level of 126.43db's as Snipper Wire recalled later, while doing a readout on his Woof-Woof meter.)

'Neep-neep! Neep-neep'
'1100110101111010001111111111'
'Neep-neep! Neep-neep'
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Suddenly there was a loud 'Wirrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhh' and then a 'Clunk!' As Richard Mussel's (or Dick as he is more commonly known) system froze and he had to do a quick 'safe mode' re-boot.
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Fillius frowned, he had already given Dicks Mussel a warning for not having rewritten 'line 50 in his registry.ini'
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'Neep-neep!' Fillius roard to bring the meeting to order. Tipper Ariee had already hung a large picture of Bill Gates on the wall.
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'Neep!' Let's renew our vow to Saint Bill!
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They all turned towards the image (bill1.jpeg) on the wall and Fillius began to lead the prayer.
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'Neep! We the members of Nerdicus Neep promise to only use fully validated Microsoft products.'
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Quietly and solemnly the congregation answered 'Neep-neep! We promise!'
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'Neep! I call this meeting to order. Has everyone updated their antivirus.dat files?'
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'Neep-neep! Neep-neep'
'1100110101111010001111111111'
'Neep-neep! Neep-neep'
'1011110100011111110111101000111111!'
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'I have' started Fillius 'I have been approached by 'The Wise One' who is seeking assistance for Willie Stoker........ Neep!......excuse me! It seems that Princess has started re-programming him for level two!'
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A huge 'gasp' erupted from the group......
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'But what can we do?' asked Snipper Wire looking very shaken 'we couldn't even do anything to help poor old Dick here, when Marjoram Picketfence got her claws into his 'super p57 intel Magnum chip'.
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Dick Mussel, nodded and started to whimper 'I'm now at 'level three' we moved into together last week!'
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'Stop this behaviour' roared Fillius Fogg 'I'm sure we will be still able to do something to save you yet. I have a hacker working on your program right now'
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'But!' perked up Snipper Wire 'But we are dealing with one of those things' he said pausing, trying to remember what name they were called by.
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'Yes' said Fillius shivering 'it's a woman. You would want to get that motherboard looked at Snipper'
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Snipper nodded in agreement.

Tipper Ariee shook his head 'Impossible! You are dealing with a woman! It can't be done. Just look at what happened to poor old Bud! He met...what's her name......Oh! Yeh Furr Bush...her name is, and that was when his firewall was down for only three minutes and she infected his system.ini, now he's completely fucked!'
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'Yes, thats right' said Snipper 'I think he's at level four already!
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'Ohh No!' cried out Dick Mussel 'What's going to happen to Meeeeeeee?'
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And so the meeting continued throughout the night. The general conclusion was that there was probably no hope for Willie Stroker. But they would still seek out the best Adware, Malware and anti-virus advise from Norton ASAP.
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The details of this meeting was kindly passed on to daOak from daBumble the resident spook in the Stag Bar.
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The Wise One