Letter received this morning:
Dear Mr Wise and Mr daOak
I have been instructed by my client Ms. Marjoram Picketfence to inform you both; that Ms. Picketfence intends to take legal proceedings to stop all slanderous information about herself and Mr Perry Mussel-Picketfence from be published on your Blog-iffery.
Ms. Marjoram Picketfence denies that there is any substance to the allegations being made on this web site and intends to seek full compensation for the hurt and trauma caused to her delicate person.
Ms. Marjoram Picketfence has asked me to issue the following statement:
1. That Mr Perry Mussel-Picketfence gave his full consent to changing his name by nodding twice. a
2. That Perry enjoys sleeping on his new mat. a
3. That Perry has no memory of being associated to any of the Nerds named on the web site. a
4. That Perry has no interest in drinking alcoholic beverages, except in the company of Ms. Marjoram Picketfence. a
5. That Perry hates football. a
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6. Rumours that Perry has had a 'Brazilian' waxing are completely untrue, although he did enjoy having his legs done.
Finally Ms. Marjoram Picketfence would like to add:
If I am ever wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the Perry did or said wrong.
3 comments:
This lady seems to be very nice. I don't know why Mr Wise keeps picking on her.
Perry is that you behind that cloak of anonymity? Come out I can see you.
Look Longjohns u are the only one who keeps hiding behind cloaks of anonymity
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