As usual these days daOak has to have a moan about something or other, and because I'm the only one he can communicate with I tend to get the full blast of his ire. He can be a proper grumpy old bastard when he want's to be. So last night when he started on his old chestnut 'the staff' I wanted to run.
'It's well for you' he said 'you can piss of out of here any time you want. But look at me! Pointing at himself 'I'm stuck here with them' he said looking over at Sergeant Bilko or Sarge as he is more commonly known, and An Doogle Dangle behind the bar.
‘Anyway wait until I tell you, I thought the Sarge was going to blow a fuse’ he continued ‘You weren’t here the other evening when Donncha Cleary walked in and as usual the Sarge said something smart to Donncha. Donncha leans over the counter and say to the Sarge ‘Have you heard the latest Longford joke?’ 'I'm warning you,' said Sarge, 'That I come from Longford meself.' 'Dat's alright,' said Donncha, 'I'll tell it slowly.
The Wise One
'It's well for you' he said 'you can piss of out of here any time you want. But look at me! Pointing at himself 'I'm stuck here with them' he said looking over at Sergeant Bilko or Sarge as he is more commonly known, and An Doogle Dangle behind the bar.
‘Anyway wait until I tell you, I thought the Sarge was going to blow a fuse’ he continued ‘You weren’t here the other evening when Donncha Cleary walked in and as usual the Sarge said something smart to Donncha. Donncha leans over the counter and say to the Sarge ‘Have you heard the latest Longford joke?’ 'I'm warning you,' said Sarge, 'That I come from Longford meself.' 'Dat's alright,' said Donncha, 'I'll tell it slowly.
The Wise One
4 comments:
Good Evening daOak!
Just read this blog and questions beg asking. What did angy ant say?
Does daOak only dish out?
Are you an Oak or a Willow?
Are you going to keep slagging behind our bark and make us Syc more(sic).
Can you see the wood for the trees?
Should we call the copse?
Dutch: My I answer your questions in the words of daOak's friend Oscar Wilde 'If a man is a gentleman he knows quite enough, and if he is not a gentleman, whatever he knows is likely to be bad for him'
Anybody can make history. Only a great man can write it.
A man who does not think for himself does not think at all
Enough of the Wilde quotes already
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