This is a new service which as recently become available at the Oak Bar. Come in any night of the week between 8pm and midnight and choose a nerd that will most suitable for your particular requirements. All of our Personal Nerd's have an been embedded with the latest 3gh English speaking microchip. Operation system: Vocal in bar mode, neep-neep demobiliser switch. Blah-blah subwoffer, lower-level languages on basic models and all other have higher-level. Super Solaris or SunOS black rimmed glasses as optional.
This week we have three on special offer:
aaaaaaaaaaaaSpecial prize if you can guess their names
aaaaaFree with every rental! Cool Geeky Nerd Glasses aaaaa
Get One Of These Glasses and All The Local Nerds Will Be Jealous!!
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Rent Your Personal Nerd at the Oak
aaaaaaaaaaaaThis service is proudly sponsored by ridanerdfromyourpub.com
5 comments:
My name is Sean and i am one of those nerds. I'll do it for free.
My name is Victor and I am one too.
Stop picking on us Nerds!!!
I am Victor's friend and I am not a Nerd. Keep up the good work! Rent as many as you can!!!!!!
We mock what we do not understand.
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